OMG, TMI, and WTHITWCT?!

I love people watching, but I didn't know it would be so good on the bleachers at M-'s flag football scrimmage last night.   First off, let me tell you that we are likely one of 3 families on the team that are married.  OK - I realize that those odds are sadly normal in this day in age, and I'm o.k. with that, BUT not with the behavior of these single parents.  OMG - the coach's girlfriend's son is on the team as is the coach's son.  Awkward?  You'd think so, but these mom's seem quite friendly towards each other and even look the same (50+ with platinum blonde hair and the works).   The other mom, spends a lot of time on her hair as she sits and flips it around for the hour while watching movies on her smart phone and calling her union rep to lodge a complaint about a work situation while crying for all the world to see and hear.  Mom #4, she likes to go commando - TMI (this is what she divulged to platinum mom loud enough for all of us to hear) and send provocative "selfies" of herself to some guy she met at a bar the other night (she held her phone up so we could see)- she also has a 6 year old.  I garnished all of this information while sitting at the top of the bleachers with my husband.  So I ask you - should I go dye my hair platinum, paste on the make-up, hit the bars, get a shiny purse and some bling and start posting some "selfies" of myself in spandex? I think NOT - I am rather content with my speckled grey hair, comfy jeans and backpack purse, a little mascara, my husband of nearly 20 years and some nice clean family photos.  With moms like these I have to wonder... WTHITWCT - What the Heck is this World Coming To?